I think humor is incredibly positive, I think it is life advancing. There's medical research to show that it improves your antibodies. It's all about sense and perspective.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas

I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric!

Other people, you know, put a latex rubber on, you know, to become sexually excited. There's so much I don't understand.

Tension is wonderful for making people laugh.

The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip.

My hovercraft is full of eels.