The great thing about Florida is you - each city's about two hours' drive from everywhere else.
If you want to know who your friends are, have a major failure.
My mum died about three years ago at the age of 101, and just towards the end, as she began to run out of energy, she did actually stop trying to tell me what to do most of the time.
My hovercraft is full of eels.
Laughter is the best creative medicine.
We all die at the end, but does that nullify everything? Would most people rather say, "I wish I hadn't been born?" Once you're born you'll have to die, now is that funny or sad?