It's too difficult to start right from scratch and try and be funny out of the blue.
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas
Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it.
Life is a terminal disease, and it is sexually transmitted.
A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.
I can never do better than 'Fawlty Towers,' whatever I do. Now I very much want to teach young talent some rules of the game.