Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies

When people quote sketches to me, half the time I don't know what they're talking about so I have to sort of go, aha, yes, oh yep, I remember that and lie my way out of it.

How to defend yourself against a banana

I love having different cultures around, but when the parent culture kind of dissipates, you're left thinking, 'Well, what's going on?'

The Americans are just more enthusiastic and more likely to engage in hyperbole.

When you've been doing comedy for forty years, you really do know most of the jokes. And even if you don't know a specific joke, you can pretty much guess what it's going to be.

Why write about the past? Well, there's more of it.