Oh, I could spend my life having this conversation - look - please try to understand before one of us dies

I've always found life quite difficult to explain to people or to myself.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

I think the hard thing for young comedians is that the majority of the young people in the audience out there don't have the wide range of references.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas

We don't know where we get our ideas from. What we do know is that we do not get them from our laptops.

It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor