How to defend yourself against a banana

If you are leaping a ravine, the moment of takeoff is a bad time to be considering alternative strategies.

We all die at the end, but does that nullify everything? Would most people rather say, "I wish I hadn't been born?" Once you're born you'll have to die, now is that funny or sad?

Your Mother was A Hamster and you Father Smelled of elder berries.

Political correctness is a bit like a granny, a maiden aunt arriving at a party when everyone's having a good time. And she comes in, they all start sort of buttoning up and becoming self-conscious and behaving properly and then when she leaves, you can have fun again.

I would say that I began with a very edgy, very driven personality and after a sufficient amount of therapy over many, many years, I managed to become rather relaxed and happy.

The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.