There's nothing good on the television; let's burn a witch. It must have been terribly exciting to live in those times.
John CleeseI think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.
John CleeseYou can lead a horse to water but you can't make him enter regional distribution codes in data field 97 to facilitate regression analysis on the back end.
John CleeseI'm struck by how laughter connects you with people. It's almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you're just howling with laughter. Laughter is a force for democracy.
John Cleese