I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though.

A lot of humour is about just enjoying life and spontaneity and because you make a joke that puts somebody down - we're always teasing each other. It's with affection. It's nasty teasing that we - not all teasing; nasty teasing you cut out.

The sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.

Political correctness is a bit like a granny, a maiden aunt arriving at a party when everyone's having a good time. And she comes in, they all start sort of buttoning up and becoming self-conscious and behaving properly and then when she leaves, you can have fun again.

My hovercraft is full of eels.

It's too difficult to start right from scratch and try and be funny out of the blue.

I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force.