I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though.

Political correctness is a bit like a granny, a maiden aunt arriving at a party when everyone's having a good time. And she comes in, they all start sort of buttoning up and becoming self-conscious and behaving properly and then when she leaves, you can have fun again.

If you wish to kill yourself but lack the courage to, I think a visit to Palmerston North will do the trick.

There are 3 basic differences between we British and you Americans. One, we speak English, and you don't. Two, when we have a "World Championship", we invite teams from other nations. Three, when you meet the British head of State, you only have to get down on one knee.

What is absurd is not the teachings of the founders of religion, it's what followers subsequently make of it.

I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit.

I think it's because in America you always get the sense that if you fail, you can just pack up your things and go somewhere else and try again. But in England, it's so geographically small that if somebody succeeds here, it reduces your chances of succeeding.