Itโs only on the brink that people find the will to change. Only at the precipice do we evolve.
John CleeseI used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires.
John CleeseWhen you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.
John CleeseIf life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'
John Cleese