Muslims, who have a completely different value system, come to the West, then they should accept that there are certain basic values in the West intrinsic to our culture. Just as I wouldn't suggest that any Westerner walk down the streets of Saudi Arabia in a bikini.

England is a fairly envious little country and it's embodied in the press. They don't like anyone being more distinguished than they are.

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you open to my ideas

I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though.

The main evolutionary significance of humor is that it gets us from the closed mode to the open mode quicker than anything else.

Technology frightens me to death. It's designed by engineers to impress other engineers, and they always come with instruction booklets that are written by engineers for other engineers - which is why almost no technology ever works.

I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.