Don't buy into the corporate mythology that's been rammed down our throats for all these years.

A lot of people are not meant to be together.

But no, I don't really like romantic comedies, so I don't really care. I never go see 'em.

The Sugar Frosted Nutsack is dizzyingly brilliant. Mark Leyner is a hyperkinetic shaman, who flies the banner of rum and candy and writes like a one-eyed feral bandit. His new book is supremely original, delirious and synapse-shattering.

We've got to force the Democrats to get a spine. If they don't want to have a spine, we should throw them out. If they don't want to stand up for the rule of law, then I'm not a Democrat.

Not only is America a country where torture is now policy. It's now outsourced. It's given to companies at a cost-plus basis. It's a triple whammy of surreal, absolute madness.

No, actors go out with actresses as a form of self-flagellation.