I was a teen star. That's disgusting enough.

These people say free markets are the way to go, but wink, wink, the markets aren't really free. They're just a protectionist racket, and we have to pay for it all on every level. It's really quite extraordinary, and immoral, and illegal. These things need to be named, and shamed, and outed, and mocked, and prosecuted.

Radical Islam and US exceptionalism are in bed with each other. They're like lovers, methinks.

Good actors can sort of see into people and immediately you have a chemistry with them or not. It's like an affair with no mess.

If you help manufacture an enemy that's really evil, you can point to the fact that it's really evil, and say, "Hey, it's really evil."

It's something we, guys, have all done. Made tapes for girls, trying to impress them, to meet them on a shared plane of aesthetics. Read them someone else's poetry because they do poetry better than you could do it, because you're too awkward to do it.

Sometimes you meet people and you feel like you've known them for a long time.