In some organizations, it is easy to say mistakes are okay when in truth it is a zero-defect organization. You will be remembered more for your mistakes than your successes in those organizations.

I know there's a lot of guys who would love to see me fail. Well, good. Let 'em. I'm glad.

It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff.

I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.

I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.

Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I couldn't see straight. If it was golf, I wanted to beat everybody's brains out. If it was driving, I can get there faster'n you can. It's not anybody's fault, I guess. I was stubborn as hell. I had no direction.