I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.

Real freedom will come when U.S. soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors.

I can tell you one thing. I've done this my way. I don't have anybody to blame for this win but me, and I love it.

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

Everybody goes through divorces. There's millions of people that have drinking problems. There's people that their weight goes up and down, just like mine. It's just life. And I think people relate to that. I really do.

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.