I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.

Stories match the way our species thinks. Equally important, stories are something we share - everyone everywhere tells stories and oddly enough, in the same way. It all probably started around some campfire a million years ago.

I don't care what anybody says. The first tournament is not the hardest one to win. It's always the second one.

I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine.

In some organizations, it is easy to say mistakes are okay when in truth it is a zero-defect organization. You will be remembered more for your mistakes than your successes in those organizations.

I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.