I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been since high school.

Everyone has addictions and my problem is that I have 5,000 of them. If it's not drinking, it's gambling; if it's not gambling, it's eating anything from burgers, doughnuts to M&Ms. The only addiction I don't suffer from is chasing women.

I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.

The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team.

He's tough (Tiger Woods). I wish I was that tough when I was his age.

I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine.

Most change initiatives either fail or fall far short of original (perhaps unrealistic) expectations. More often than not, resistance is cultural in nature, the result of what James O'Toole so aptly characterizes as "the ideology of comfort and the tyranny of custom."