I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.

Real freedom will come when U.S. soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors.

Whether I'm shooting 10-under or 10-over I have to realize people have come a long way to see me play. I can't be back-handing putts.

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

I've got the drinkers and the smokers and the eaters on my side.

The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team.

Well, it's a tie and jacket and I just don't travel with one, ... You're not going to put a coat and tie on me for dinner. I'm just being honest. Plus, the wives can't go and I'd rather see the wives be able to go instead of just all the guys. That makes it fun.