Real freedom will come when U.S. soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors.

The only way I'll ever make the Ryder Cup team is when I become captain; then I can name myself to the team.

Seems I used to do everything like I was on a mission. If it was alcohol, I wanted to drink till I couldn't see straight. If it was golf, I wanted to beat everybody's brains out. If it was driving, I can get there faster'n you can. It's not anybody's fault, I guess. I was stubborn as hell. I had no direction.

I don't think I've ever stepped into a gym - they won't let me smoke there. I just thank God Miller Lite isn't as fattening as most beers. If I cut back on beer, though, I'd look anorexic.

I know there's a lot of guys who would love to see me fail. Well, good. Let 'em. I'm glad.

Granted, I could go out and lose everything (by) gambling and drinking, but there's no sense in denying it. It's in my blood.

It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff.