This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

It's nice to worry about playing golf and not all the other stuff.

How you frame an issue shapes how it is viewed by others. Great advocates frame their ideas as problems that need solutions.

Well, it's a tie and jacket and I just don't travel with one, ... You're not going to put a coat and tie on me for dinner. I'm just being honest. Plus, the wives can't go and I'd rather see the wives be able to go instead of just all the guys. That makes it fun.

He's tough (Tiger Woods). I wish I was that tough when I was his age.

I believe nicotine plus caffeine equals protein.

I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.