This fitness thing is blown out of proportion. What am I going to do on a treadmill - smoke a cigarette and drink a diet Coke?

Life is nothing but a memory. People who dwell on the bad ones aren't going to have a whole lot of good ones coming up.

I enjoy the oohs! and aahs! from the gallery when I hit my drives. But I'm getting pretty tired of the awws! and uhhs! when I miss the putt.

I know there's a lot of guys who would love to see me fail. Well, good. Let 'em. I'm glad.

I don't care what anybody says. The first tournament is not the hardest one to win. It's always the second one.

I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.

Real freedom will come when U.S. soldiers in Iraq turn their guns on their superiors.