Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't!

I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested in politics and in religion.

Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV.

Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.