Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV.

I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admired how he used his faith.

Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.

Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.

Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.