Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.

I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don't think I am the kind of guy who'd like to do the same thing every day for 40 years.

Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admired how he used his faith.