My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.

The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV.

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't!