My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.

The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV.

I think there is a spiritual hunger, and I think that people are really tired of getting kind of a two-dimensional take on religion in most of the media.

Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.