I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admired how he used his faith.

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.

You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.

The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV.

Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit.

People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.