I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.

I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don't think I am the kind of guy who'd like to do the same thing every day for 40 years.

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admired how he used his faith.

I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested in politics and in religion.