I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.

Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes.

I think there is a spiritual hunger, and I think that people are really tired of getting kind of a two-dimensional take on religion in most of the media.

If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't!

Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.