I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.

I think there is a spiritual hunger, and I think that people are really tired of getting kind of a two-dimensional take on religion in most of the media.

People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel.