Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.

Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.

People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.

Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.

Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.