I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'

I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested in politics and in religion.

Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't!