I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.

I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested in politics and in religion.

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for it?

Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel.

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'