The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

My mother was an ex-nun, and my father was a Franciscan brother, so I grew up believing in Jesus the way anyone would believe in Mom's first husband.

Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for it?

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admired how he used his faith.

Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.