The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit.

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.

Can we please rename The Sandy Relief Bill to the Supplemental Iraq War Funding Bill so the GOP Congress can vote for it?