You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.

Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes.

Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't!

People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.