If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes.

I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'

Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.

Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.