I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested in politics and in religion.

Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.

I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don't think I am the kind of guy who'd like to do the same thing every day for 40 years.

Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit.

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'