Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel.

The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV.

I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don't think I am the kind of guy who'd like to do the same thing every day for 40 years.

Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

People get God and religion confused. I think God is a bit too hip to join any of his unauthorized fan clubs.