Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

Gay Marriage isn't Special Rights, it's Equal Rights. 'Special Rights' are for political churches that don't pay taxes.

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.

Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit.