Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

Anti-Tax fetishist Grover Norquist owns a bust of Ronald Reagan, who raised taxes 11 times.

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.

I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.