Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.

Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit.

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

I wasn't any good at sports, but I could name all the presidents by the time I was six. I've always been very interested in politics and in religion.

I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admired how he used his faith.

Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.