Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

Blaming Obama for Iraq violence is like blaming Daniel Craig because Octopussy sucked.

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'

If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.

We live in a country where voting rights get gutted but Sharknado gets a sequel.

I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.

Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit.