If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying that you want a country based on Christian values. Because you don't!

But Al Jazeera America represents something more than news that isn’t profit or ratings driven — they represent foreign investment in a country where the two-party system outsourced your jobs. They represent facts over opinion and they represent our cultures coming together just a little more, whether you bigots like it or not.

I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.

Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

The problem is that people love music and they love television, but people don't love music on TV.

The greatest threat to America is not foreign terrorists, its domestic morons.