Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.

I enjoy growth; I enjoy having a lot of different experiences. And I don't think I am the kind of guy who'd like to do the same thing every day for 40 years.

Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit.

Obama is not a brown-skinned anti-war socialist who gives away free healthcare. You're thinking of Jesus.

I will kill the BackStreet Boys by beating them with the members of N-Sync.

You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.