Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

Impeach President Reagan retroactively for agreeing with Obama on the assault weapons ban.

Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.

You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.

Nixon was a conservative who’s way more liberal than his party can admit, and Obama’s a liberal who’s way more conservative than his party can admit.

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving Jesus while opposing Westboro Baptist Church.