Stand-up led to me doing solo shows, which led to me being offered my first broadcasting job, being a VJ.

Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself 'Pro-Life.'

If you were a freak as a kid, you're an interesting adult.

America doesn't have an abortion problem - it has an unwanted pregnancy problem, and an abortion symptom.

I was the biggest George Harrison fanatic in the world. He was raised Catholic; my parents are both ex-clergy, so I was raised Catholic, and I admired how he used his faith.

You complain and demand zero compromise - so the GOP obstructs Obama so the economy doesn't improve - then you complain and demand even more zero compromise. Then you get to blame Obama for the slow recovery, which is sorta like John Wilkes Booth blaming Lincoln for missing the end of a play.

Being gay is natural. Hating gay is a lifestyle choice.