But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month it is half the time when he's working.

I don't trust myself enough. When I write, I overwrite. Gingerbread. Too much gingerbread. Writing is probably the only hobby I have. But I wish I had another one. If I was just a little better at golf.

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the cost we are pushing off onto our children.

Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

Giving up a lot of yourself isn't really that hard when you realize that you get more than you give up.