But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month it is half the time when he's working.

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the cost we are pushing off onto our children.

I don't trust myself enough. When I write, I overwrite. Gingerbread. Too much gingerbread. Writing is probably the only hobby I have. But I wish I had another one. If I was just a little better at golf.

I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.

I don't need the bread, but it's nice to do something creative.

George Washington Bridge? You throw yourself off the Brooklyn Bridge, traditionally. George Washington Bridge, who does that?

Giving up a lot of yourself isn't really that hard when you realize that you get more than you give up.