I worked hard to meet his eyes, even though they were the kind of pretty that's hard to look at.

Why is it upset? Shouldn't it be downset?

Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds. Ben, getting you a date to prom is so hard that the American government believes the problem cannot be solved with diplomacy, but will instead require force.

Books—they weren't ladders out of the abyss, but they were companions.

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

I liked that he was a tenured professor in the Department of Slightly Crooked Smiles with a dual appointments in the Department of Having a Voice that Made My Skin Feel More Like Skin.

God will punish the wicked. And before He does, we will.