The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny… Alright, it's a little funny.

If I could do it all over again," he said, his speech slow and vaguely mangled by his massive lower lip, "I'd just let myself be trampled to death by the Satan Pig.

Maybe some people need to believe in a proper and omnipotent God to pray, but I don't.

I don't think ministering requires a religious context. The number one thing is that every parent is extremely worried about their kid. Of course, when a chaplain shows up, that can exacerbate this worry rather than calm it.

History doesn't have a curfew.

I don't think you can ever fill the empty space with the thing you lost.

Nerdfighter pwns woot. Everyone knows that.