If I ever end up being the kind of person who has one kid and seven bedrooms. Do me a favor and shoot me.

The miracle and hope of human consciousness is that we can still conceive of boundlessness.

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you.

That’s part of what I like about the book in some ways. It portrays death truthfully. You die in the middle of your life, in the middle of a sentence

Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom, most people find sin.

We're not going to break anything. Don't think of it as breaking in to SeaWorld. Think of it as visiting SeaWorld in the middle of the night for free.

Right. I'd forgotten about her.' He shook his head. 'That keeps happening.