Cold one day, sweet the next; irresistibly flirty one moment, resistibly obnoxious the next.

It was nice - in the dark and the quiet... and her eyes looking back, like there was something in me worth seeing.

I'd had nearly four years of experience looking at these clocks, but their sluggishness never ceased to surprise. If I am ever told that I have one day to live, I will head straight to the hallowed halls of Winter Park High School, where a day has been known to last a thousand years.

Beware of that monster called 'self-loathing'.

Incidentally, did you know that the whole eight glasses a day thing is complete bullshit and has no scientific basis? So many things are like that. Everyone just assumes they're true, because people are basically lazy and incurious, which incidentally is one of those words that sounds like it wouldn't be a word but is.

Life has become the future. Every moment of your life is lived for the future.

She said 'I love you' as if it were a secret, and an immense one.