Something invisible snapped inside her.

The true ninja doesn't make a splash at all.

The urge to make art or contemplate philosophy does not go away when you are sick. Those urges just become transfigured by illness.

Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn't going to make me deaf. I feel so fortunate that an intellectual giant like yourself would deign to operate on me.

i wanted more time so we could fall in love.

Because you're only thinking they-might-not-like-me-they-might-not-like-me, and guess what? When you act like that, no one likes you.

Do not worry too much about your lawn. You will soon find if you haven't already that almost every adult American devotes tremendous time and money to the maintenance of an invasive plant species called turf grass that we can't eat. I encourage you to choose better obsessions.