It was an indulgence, learning last words. Other people had chocolate; I had dying declarations.

Agustus asked if I wanted to go with him to Support Group, but I was really tired from my busy day of Having Cancer, so I passed.

How are the eyes?' 'Oh, excellent,' he said. 'I mean, they're not in my head is the only problem.

Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.

I don't see any point in nihilism... just as I suppose the nihilist sees no point in everything else.

Stop thinking about the landing, because it's all about falling.

And yes, again, that was it exactly. A retyper and not a writer. A prodigy and not a genius.