I feel like crying, so I must be crying, but it's impossible to tell because I'm underwater.

It just goes to show, if you try to ruin someone's life, it only gets better. You just don't get to be a part of it.

What happened?" "During the kiss?" "No, with you and Caroline." "Oh," he said. And then after a second, "Caroline is no longer suffering from personhood.

We all matter - maybe less then a lot but always more than none.

Waffles are just awesome bread.

Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is used to cut diamonds.

He let his mind wander. It went to a predictable place, and he missed her