By the way, I've decided to start referring to myself exclusively as 'Daddy.' Everytime Daddy would otherwise say 'I' or 'Me,' Daddy is now going to say 'Daddy.

That’s part of what I like about the book in some ways. It portrays death truthfully. You die in the middle of your life, in the middle of a sentence

By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the cost of the drinks you would have otherwise drunk, it is cheaper than free.

Collin Singleton could no more stay cool than a blue whale could stay skinny or Bangladesh could stay rich

Why is it upset? Shouldn't it be downset?

You see how fake it all is. It's not even hard enough to be made out of plastic. It's a paper town.

If people were like rain, I was like drizzle and she was a hurricane.