But what could I lose by continuing that had not already been lost?

It is not my fault that my parents own the world's largest collection of black Santas.

I was a fairly shy person - not the hand raising type.

When you're walking home at night, do you even get creeped out and even though it's silly and embarrassing you just want to run home?" It seemed too secret and personal to admit to virtual stranger, but I told her, "Yeah, totally." For a moment, she was quiet. Then she grabbed my hand, whispered, "Run run run run run," and took off, pulling me behind her.

Sometimes people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them.

I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow.

Colin did not laugh. Instead he thought, Tampons have strings? Why? Of all the major human mysteries - God, the nature of the universe, etc. - he knew the least about tampons. To Colin, tampons were a little bit like grizzly bears: he was aware of their existence, but he'd never seen on in the wild, and didn't really care to.