I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.
You get all these friends just when you don’t need friends anymore.
"You are fairly smart," I said after a while. "You are fairly good at compliments," he answered.
The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people.
Once you think a thought, it is extremely difficult to unthink it.
The snow may be falling in the winter of my discontent, but at least I've got sarcastic company.