I'm starting to realize that people lack good mirrors. It's so hard for anyone to show us how we look, & so hard for us to show anyone how we feel.

By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!

sometimes it's okay to cheat on things - but don't ever cheat on people. because once you start, it's very hard to stop. you find out how easy it is to do.

Being in a relationship, that's something you choose. Being friends, that's something you just are.

Why don’t we break up? I guess I stay with her because she stays with me. And that’s not an easy thing to do.

So I wasn't lying, exactly. I was just choosing among truths.

In general, watching children's television is a dark and surreal descent into madness where the characters on the screen talk directly to you.