sometimes it's okay to cheat on things - but don't ever cheat on people. because once you start, it's very hard to stop. you find out how easy it is to do.

We gotta do something about this frigging swing set,' he said. 'I'm telling you, it's ninety percent of the problem.

No matter how hard you kick, no matter how high you get, you can't go all the way around.

She was nothing but good and I was nothing but bad, but then she died, and I didn't.

The Z’s will kill us all, and then the Z’s will die out and in sixty years there will be no one to remember our silly war, Caroline’s wasted ammunition, my year of zombic survivalism, Rene DesCartes’s musings, or Michelangelo’s sculptures. And that is really only the sadness here as I drink a thousand-dollar bottle of wine down here in the cellar: We did a few things worth remembering, and I wish for someone to remember them.

Suffering is universal.

Does my eye look okay to you?