I had a moral opposition to eating before dawn on the grounds that I was not a nineteenth-century Russian peasant fortifying myself for a day in the fields.

I love you present tense.

Jesus, I'm not going to be one of those people who sits around talking about what they're going to do. I'm just going to do it.

I leaned in toward her, suddenly overwhelmed with the feeling that we must kiss.

I have to tell you man, that my stalker meter is kind of registering in the red zone right now.

but even if we survive the collapse of our sun, we will not survive forever.

Babies are made through an act that you will eventually find intriguing but for right now will just sort of horrify you, and also sometimes people do stuff that involves baby-making parts that does not actually involve making babies, like for instance kiss each other in places that are not on the face.