I'm not interested in dating a girl I'm not gonna marry

If by that you mean that I dislike celebrity magazines, prefer food to anorexia, refuse to watch TV shows about models, and hate the color pink, then yes. I am proud to be not really a girl.

Nothing is as boring as other people's dreams.

Whenever you read a cancer booklet or website or whatever, they always list depression among the side effects of cancer. But, in fact, depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side effect of dying.

Just spend a few more months playing video games. That hand-eye coordination will come in handy when you get to third base.

I figured something out," he said aloud. "The future is unpredictable." Hassan said, "Sometimes the kafir likes to say massively obvious things in a really profound voice.

Observation: It would be awesome to fly in a superfast airplane that could chase the sunrise around the world for a while.