You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I'm grateful.

By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!

I think people who are religious are more likely to want one around, but it's a very secular position.

As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, "Wait, wait. I don't get it." "That's because you have eight functioning brain cells." "Studies show that Marijuana is better for your health than those cigarettes," Hank said. Alaska swallowed a mouthful of fries, took a drag on her cigarette, and blew a smoke at Hank. "I may die young," she said. "But at least I'll die smart. Now, back to tangents.

Funerals...are for the living.

There's no reason whatsoever to drink eight glasses of water a day unless you, for whatever reason, particularly like the taste of water

I didn't know what to say to her - I was caught in a love triangle with one dead side.