We live in a universe devoted to the creation, and eradication, of awareness. Augustus Waters did not die after a lengthy battle with cancer. He died after a lengthy battle with human consciousness, a victim - as you will be - of the universe's need to make and unmake all that is possible.

I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just so you know, I am also a girl. I'm one of the three wise MEN. And it's gay to think that James Bond is hot.

And imagining that future keeps you going, but you never do it. You just use the future to escape the present.

"You are fairly smart," I said after a while. "You are fairly good at compliments," he answered.

Ben's tongue is like sunscreen...It's good for your health and should be applied liberally.

Dutch is not so much a language as an ailment of the throat.

If people were like rain, I was like drizzle and she was a hurricane.