Sometimes people don't understand the promises they're making when they make them.

It just goes to show, if you try to ruin someone's life, it only gets better. You just don't get to be a part of it.

It's like people believe all you need to do is like the same bands in order to be soulmates. Or book. Oh my god...you like The Outsiders too...it's like we're the same person! No, we're not. It's like we have the same English teacher. There's a difference.

You're not boring. You've got to stop saying that, or people will start believing you.

I don't really want to be the costar of anyone's life.

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality!

You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you. All efforts to save me from you will fail.