I didn't know whether to trust Alaska, and I'd certainly had enough of her unpredictability - cold one day, sweet the next; irresistibly flirty one moment, resistibly obnoxious the next. I preferred the Colonel: At least when he was cranky, he had a reason.
John GreenWalt Whitman is HOT! I mean, that guy could sound his barbaric yawps over the roofs of my world any time.
John Green