If he is anything other than a total gentleman, I’m going to gouge his eyes out.” “So you’re into it.” “Withholding judgment! When can I see you?” “Certainly not until you finish An Imperial Affliction.” I enjoyed being coy. “Then I’d better hang up and start reading.” “You’d better,” I said, and the line clicked dead without another word. Flirting was new to me, but I liked it.

I wouldn’t have a career if it weren’t for independent bookstores.

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that.

the existence of broccoli does not in any way affect the taste of chocolate

I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded at every word. Funerals, I had decided, are for the living.

...It was nice to spend time with someone so interesting.

I didn’t need you, you idiot. I picked you. And then you picked me back.