It's hard to believe in coincidence, but it's even harder to believe in anything else.

Where do you come up with these zingers, Clint? Do you own some kind of joke factory in Indonesia where you've got eight-year-olds working ninety hours a week to deliver you that kind of top-quality witticism? There are boy bands with more original material.

She had the kind of eyes that predisposed you to supporting her every endeavor.

Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have good sexist food than crappy boy-prepared food.

Read a lot. Read broadly... Tell stories to your friends, and pay attention to when they get bored... Write a lot.

Crying is you, plus tears

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars.