You are helpful, and you are loved, and you are forgiven, and you are not alone.

Jesus, I'm not going to be one of those people who sits around talking about what they're going to do. I'm just going to do it.

Books are like tweets, except longer.

Hi, I’m at the Speedway at Eighty-sixth and Ditch, and I need an ambulance. The great love of my life has a malfunctioning G-tube.

Maybe all the strings inside him broke.

Also, it was a bit hopeless," he said. "A bit defeatist." "If by defeatist you mean honest, then I agree." "I don't think defeatism is honest, " Dad answered. "I refuse to accept that.

You can't not like "The Great Gatsby." It's got the best sentences in, like, ever.