Breaking down that wall is the kind of story that might have a happy middle - oh, look, we broke down this wall, I'm going to look at you like a girl and you're going to look at me like a boy, and we're going to play a fun game called Can I Put My Hand There What About There What About There.
John GreenWe're going to get gored to death by a feral fugging hog and your best strategy is to pretend it's a grizzly bear?
John GreenThe universe is biased toward consciousness because the universe wants to be noticed. It's a way into existential hope that doesn't have too much clichรฉ wrapped around it.
John GreenAdult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Childrenโs librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You like the jelly doughnut? Iโll get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller, too. My cruller is gonna blow your mind, kid.
John Green